victoriousvocabulary:

ORBONA

[noun]

Roman mythology: the goddess of parents who have lost their children, stillbirths, dead babies, children in general, particularly orphans.

pooperscoopin:

bombermoth:

serahndipity:

so for my schools Senior prank someone put gold fish in all the water bottles. I’m

Holy shit people are fucking insane. Why the fuck would people do that?

Well that’s super shitty
Your schools full o’ dicks

Well those goldfish are dead unless someone god them in containers with large openings fast. Don’t involve animals in your pranks folks.

the-science-llama:

cruello:

Astronaut Anna Fisher

John Bryson

I just love this so much

thatthingididonetime:

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

I didn’t know how much I needed this gif

best-of-funny:

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

X

milvallen:

that was the most pleasant encounter.

savedchicken:

moopdrea:

FINISHED MY COSPLAY IN THREE DAYS AW YEAH

so I made an Elsen from mortis Ghost’s ‘OFF’!

sadly I couldn’t find a solid black necktie at any thrift stores today, so I used this one for now.

I’ll wear it to some cons and sell the mask or the entire costume in the first days of September to get some extra college money before my first day, so if you’re interested let me know and I’ll sell him then!

YOURE SO CUTE and PerfeCT!!!

pbandjily:

musicalhogwarts:

batdude:

in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful

#i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably shit in your backpack

i’ll probably shit in your backpack

new best threat